Q: i would rather eat someones butthole than eat an avocado ngl

nyannerz:

you have SHIT taste lol get it : )


asked by chihirofudgesaki
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mangocarta:

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IS THAT YOU
Sleep

mahtrainingblog:

Okay, real talk.

It is the burden of our hectic lifestyles that has led to all-nighters and long days being as commonplace as they are. And, whilst I’m an advocate of getting all my work done as fast as possible (really, just so I have more free time later), I also can’t deny that it’s not…

++++ this

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blackmagicalgirlmisandry:

white anons be like: hello i am a fresh of the boat negroid of queer descent and I think that what you’re saying about us whites, I mean our pale skin walking overlords is just as bad as racism, malcolm ten didn’t die for this

(via rafuusagi)

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chesnaaught:

who is ole hickory ham mike and why is he texting me

aphnorge:

mikulios:

figures are literally so useless like what am i supposed to do with them when i get old??? pass them down to my children as family heirlooms????

year 3000
"daddy, whats this?"
"ah, its our precious family heirloom. its been passed down for years. its sasuke uchiha."

(Source: mikleos, via zanfyne)

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crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED